How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?!?!
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.
This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel.
My husband George, and I enjoy taking ballroom and Latin dance classes for fun and exercise. One cold, wet morning, on our way to church, I said to George, "This afternoon would be a good time to stay in and finish making preserves for the church bazaar."
After church, a friend asked how we were going to spend the rest of the day.
We're going home to do salsa" George replied.
"Oh," she said, "you two are always dancing."