Latest Jokes

Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?

He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.

I See Said The Blind Man
I Hear Said The Deaf Man
And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both