Latest Jokes

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwownig!

If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
None.
There are no "F's" in the word: That.

A sign outside of a restaurant boasted “We serve anything you want,”
So one smart Alec went in, and ordered roast monkey and chips.
“Certainly, sir,” said the waiter and went into the kitchen only to reappear
a few minutes later looking very disappointed.
“No monkey,” smirked the smart Alec.
“It’s not that sir. We have run out of potatoes.”

A little boy was doing his geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes?

“Don’t ask me,” said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.”