They say that "a problem shared is a problem halved..."
I'm not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...
By Robin Banks.
What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.
A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They asked: “Arson?
The officer replies: “Yes, your son!”