Latest Jokes

John, and avant-garde painter got married.
Someone asked the bride a few weeks after the wedding, "How's married life, Helen?"
"It's great," she answered. "My husband paints, I cook; then we try to guess whe he
painted and what I cooked."

The newlywed said to her husband. "I'm not cleaning up after you.
I'm a career woman. That means I pay other people to do housework.
"How much?"
"Eight dollars and hour. Take it or leave it"

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner."

While on a bus one woman asked another, with grat curiosity,
"well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?"
"Yuk!' was the disillutioned reply. "He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot, and
I was the one who needed the suit of armor!"