Latest Jokes

My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator, a young child asked if we were husband and wife to which my wife said "Yes” Without missing a beat, this particular girl remarked how short I was. This sweet child's next statement said it all when she asked thoughtfully, "Wasn't he taller when he married you?"

Do you believe in love at first sight or do
I have to walk by you again?

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily