Latest Jokes

Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"

Horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks..."Hey buddie, whats with the LONG face"...

Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A: He knows it’s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.