Latest Jokes

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
R. Charged With Battery!

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily

A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away. "Mommy," she asked. "Why do people run away?" The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons that teens run and then proceeded to try and explain in a way that her young daughter would understand. After the first few moments of explanation the small girl interrupted. "No Mommy, why do people RUN away? Do they have to run or can they walk away too?"

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.