No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.
Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.
Two weeks ago a student wore a shirt to class with GUESS emblazoned across the front.
I advised her that that wasn't an advisable test-taking strategy.
Then last Friday, she wore a shirt advertising the band AC/DC...
Same advice.
We'll We'll We'll...
If it isn't autocorrect.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...
My therapist suggested I need an outlet.