Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?
Everyone said it was his fault.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didn’t work.
If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer...
There's no other explanation for that type of income!