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Favorite this joke On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line.
"Oh, aren't you cute?" she says. "What would you like me to put on your telegram?"
"Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow," the dog replies.
The clerk says in a cutesy voice, "But you can add another 'Bow wow wow' for the same price."
The dog responds, "Now wouldn't that sound a little silly?"
A female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her, but he was walking straight and not sideways.
Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately. The next morning she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab. She asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!"
He answered, "What?! I can't get that drunk every day!"
We gathered at our four year old's birthday party. I asked the birthday girl, "What does a dog say?"
She answered, "Ruff ruff."
"What does a cat say?"
"Meow meow."
I asked one more, "What does the duck say?"
"Quack quack?"
"Very good... okay, one more. What does your grandma say?"
She answered with the loud voice, "OH MY GOD!"
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker.
Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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