Why did James Bond have gray hair?
Because he had no time to dye.
David called his son-in-law Mike on their third marriage anniversary to congratulate them. As Mike picked up the phone, David said, "Congratulations Mike, on your marriage anniversary! What are you doing?"
With a heavy sigh, Mike replied, "Tolerating, Sir."
That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
Don't argue with an idiot...
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.