Latest Jokes

Whenever my wife uses the phrase, "I was thinking... "

That means I either have to move, build, paint, or buy something."

My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run.

I said no.

He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.

I then thought, I could actually win this.

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"