All of my friends have such expensive bucket lists.
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat?
Chicago.
I got a phone call when I was in the pub,
"If you don't get home in ten minutes I'm giving the dog your dinner!"
So I went home.
I love that dog.
What do you call a person who takes baby goats?
A Kidnapper!