The more I get to know people...
The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the boat.
Dear Paranoid People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers...
If you do find one, what's your plan?
Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?
He is called the Toilet Piper.
I found the meaning of life.
It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.