Little Johnny: "Grandma, if I was invited out to dinner, should I eat pie with a fork?"
Grandma: "Yes, indeed, Johnny."
Little Johnny: "You haven't got a pie in the house I could practice on, have you, Grandma?"
Mel: "Well hello John Corcoran. Remember me? We met in Maine one rainy night, about six years ago at the Moose River Junction, during your sales seminar."
John: "Goodbye, sir."
Mel: "Aren't you going to try to sell me something?"
John: "No, I only sell memory courses."
Little Johnny was attending the birthday party of a classmate when the mother asked, "Little Johnny, does your mother allow you to have two pieces of cake when you are at home?"
"No, madam. "
"Well, do you think she'd like for you to have two pieces here?"
Little Johnny replied confidently, "She wouldn't care. It's not her cake."
A very small boy was trying to lead a big St. Bernard up the road.
"Where are you taking that dog, little man?" asked a man watching the struggle.
"I"m going to see where he wants to go," was the breathless reply.