A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...
They assured him he would be covered.
A man was crossing the road when he was hit by a car, which then sped off. A police officer asked the injured man, ”Did you get a look at the driver?”
”No,” he said, “but I can tell you it was my ex-wife.”
“How do you know that?” asked the officer.
“I’d recognize her laugh anywhere!”
What happened when two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident?
They were worried about the four casts.
Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"
Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."