Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"
Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."
Al: This looks like a joke I once told.
Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.
Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.
How many people can fit in a beach?
ThouSANDS and ThouSANDS...
A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.
“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”
“Is that all in caps?” she asked.