Although my daughter wasn’t much of a bowler, when her friend’s bowling team was down a player, my daughter agreed to fill in.
“So how’d you do?” I asked a few days later.
She rattled off her scores: “One sixty, one sixty-seven, and one fifty-five.”
“Wow! That’s great!”
“No… One game sixty, one game sixty-seven, and one game fifty-five.”
You know why dogs have no money?
No pockets.
I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.
One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”
My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”
My brother was having a tough time losing weight.
Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, “Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?”
Mike answered, “Want to split two?”