My new years resolution is not to shovel snow...
Since I'm moving to Phoenix Arizona, I feel pretty good about it.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in...
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Brenda's five-year-old grandson Logan was spending the evening at his grandparents' home. He asked if he could watch the "Brer Rabbit" video and then made a second request to watercolor.
Brenda asked him which one of the two he wanted to do.
He looked up and replied, "Grandma, I have two eyes. I can do two things at once."