I do not trip over things...
I just perform random gravity checks!
Do you realize people are prisoners to their phones?
That's why they are called CELL PHONES
I could not find a frozen chicken big enough for my family dinner. I asked the young man behind the butcher counter if these chickens got any larger?
He replied, "I'm afraid not, they are all dead."
A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...
Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!