Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it happened 250 million years ago!
From now on I'm going to write all jokes in capitals…
This one was written in London!
Why do all witches wear black?
So you can’t tell which witch is which.
A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.
Reports say he didn't suffer too long...
As he was only married 3 days!