How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do your own research.
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory...
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
My boss calls me "the computer"...
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.