“Now that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband.

“Don’t be too sure, dear," began the wife. "They're probably saying the same thing about us.”

If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!