“Hi? Is this the mental hospital?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
“One moment and I’ll connect you …. I’m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.”
“Good. That means I must have really escaped.”

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!