Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?

George: Yes, ma'am.

Teacher: Okay George.

George: Here is the map of North America.

Teacher: Class, who discovered North America?

Class: George!

What's a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?

Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!