A man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on the doctor's back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!"

"Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you're doing?"

The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

If you were from Mc Donalds, I would call you McBeautiful.