One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite! 'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'

Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

One day a math teacher and his brother were out golfing. The brother was to tee off first and just before he swung he yelled "4!!!”

The math teacher was up next and just before he swung he yelled, "Square root of 64 divided by two!!!"