I sure hope you are a library book, because I am checkin' you out!

I sure hope you are a library book, because I am checkin' you out!

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!

Tony Blair and George W Bush had been sent to hell. The Devil had prepared two cells for them. Tony Blair walked into this dingy cold room that had rats running all over it. The Devil said, "Tony Blair, this is your eternal punishment!" George W Bush was not looking forward to his cell, so imagine his surprise when he entered a beautiful pink room with Pamela Anderson inside. The Devil announced, "Pamela Anderson, this is your eternal punishment!"