An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company.

He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She quickly responded, "The living one."

On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after.

”Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher.

The boy replied, "I couldn't, someone was already there."

How is your new job at the factory?” One guy asked another.
“I’m not going back there.”
Why not?”
“For many reasons,” he answered. “The sloppiness, the shoddy workmanship, the awful language – they just couldn’t put up with it.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to g back to their childhood, they ‘re already there.