Lord, Give me coffee to change the things i can change...
... and wine to accept the things I can't.
Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father.
Son: Ok, dad.
Next day
Father: How was your exam?
Son: Who are you?
I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect."
Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect."
If you want to change the world, do it when you are single!
Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel.