So, let me get this straight...
You drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her.
I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.
We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You've Got Mail and The Matrix.
She's still mad at me.
I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend."
Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."
"Your call is very important to us...
... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."