I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry...
Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!
What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?
Won't be long now...
I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.
I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
It wooden start.
A 9 year old girl has disappeared...
She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.