Two nudists were discussing politics.
One says, “Have you read Marx?”
The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...
Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples?
Turns out he was in cider trading.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?
A faux pa.