A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children...”
He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. "Mr. Cohen," she says, "would you say you’re honest?"
"Honest?" replies Mr. Cohen. "Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me $75,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
"Dad sued me for the money."
How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere letter.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.