I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Me: "I think I have a crush on Beyoncé..."
Her: "Whatever floats your boat."
Me: "No, that’s buoyancy."
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...
The odds were against me.
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.