Sometimes I talk to myself when I'm alone and it's kinda sad.
Me too.
I was just on the phone with a company that said I won my choice of either $500 or tickets to see an Elvis Presley tribute band...
I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!
After listening to his child's endless knock-knock jokes, while trying to read the paper, Dad finally had enough.
Child: Knock knock...
Dad: Come on in, it's open!
The IRS is out of control...
Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!