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A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".

They asked: “Arson?

The officer replies: “Yes, your son!”

What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.

The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."

"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"