Past Winners

Tourist: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffaloes."

Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd.'"

Tourist: "Heard what?"

Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffaloes."

Tourist: "Sure, I've heard of buffaloes. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

A woman was shopping for a new dress to wear to her 30th year high school reunion where a bunch of teenage girls were also shopping for a dress for prom night.

“Eeeeewwwwwwww”, said one young girl, looking at the dress she was holding. “This dress makes me look like I’m 40!”

“Gimme that dress!” says the woman as she snatched the dress from the young girl’s hand. "That’s EXACTLY what I’m looking for!"

Despite what some people think, since the world is arguably 75% water that is not carbonated,...

One could accurately say that it's technically flat.

Billy: When I grow up I want to explore deep into the Amazon Jungle where no one has ever gone before and I want you to go with me.

Bobby: That sounds scary; you wouldn’t put me in harm's way, right?

Billy: Of course not, I love you like a brother Fredo, I mean Bobby.