Past Winners

A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.

But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!

Isn't that a real niece lapper?

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"

"That's great," his wife said.

"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."

What is a social drinker?

If someone says, "I'll have a beer please," a social drinker always replies, "Social I!”

At a campaign stop, a voter told a candidate, "I wouldn't vote for you if you were St. Peter himself!"

"If I were St. Peter," the politician replied, "you wouldn't be in my district."