Past Winners

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer.

He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells.

“Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”

I wanted to come up with a "Joke of the day" about eggs.

So, I grabbed a carton of a dozen eggs, opened it and several were broken.

I guess the yoke is on me now.

I've opened a restaurant called: "Peace And Quiet..."

Kids meals: Only $150.