Past Winners

What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?

One tells time, the other wastes time.

Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table.

Watson: Where did you get all those lemons?

Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.

Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”