Past Winners

Superman blames technology for his slow response to high crime.

"Look around folks, there isn't a phone booth in sight."

I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...

My therapist suggested I need an outlet.

Little Girl: "Daddy, what do you have to do to become a doctor?"

Daddy: "You have to do well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an excellent college, then go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you can be anything you want to be."

Little Girl (after some thought): "What do you have to do to be queen?"

A lady walked into a dentist's office and exclaimed, "I don't know which is worse, having a root canal or having a baby!"

The dentist replied, "Well make up your mind, so I know how to tilt the chair."