Past Winners

A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?”

So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.

Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him.

“Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked.

“I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I think she’s cramming for finals.”

A concerned father called his son’s Scout Master. “My son told me that due to a new policy you wouldn’t be bringing any moonshine so he’d be required to bring beer for evening use."

After a low quiet chuckle the Scout Master replied, “No, I said due to a new moon it wouldn’t shine well so make sure you bring a bush light for use after dark.”

Billy: I think we’ve over-trained our dog! Look at him—he’s a nervous wreck.

Wanda: Why not take him to a pet psychiatrist?

Billy: Oh, we can’t do that... one of the things we’ve trained him not to do is go on the couch!