Past Winners

Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?

Because they have appeal.

My favorite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather...

Until my mother took the urn from me.

Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?

My Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"

"You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."