Past Winners

Girl: Were you named after your father?

Boy: No.

Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May.

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square.

I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away.

He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either.

I got tired of waiting and started looking up and down every aisle. I finally found them.

They were in Aisle C.