Past Winners

Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.

Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.

When my teenage son worked part time in a hardware store, a man came in to buy hooks for hanging plants. But there were only two hooks left in the gold color that he needed.

My son, trying to be helpful, suggested, "Could you maybe use the silver or the white instead? "

The customer scrutinized him and said, "You're not married, are you?"

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer...

There's no other explanation for that type of income!

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.