I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."
Then I said: "Turn left here."
What's the most regrettable means of communication?
Remorse code.
I never make the same mistake twice.
I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure.
A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up.
Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100.”
The spiritual leader simply says, “I see.”
After a small pause, of his pupil asks him, “Which one would you have picked up, oh Wise One?”
Looking straight into his eyes the leader answers, “I’d have picked up both.”