Past Winners

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:

“What I most admire about your art…

You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”

"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"

Three young boys stand around talking about how fast their dads are.

First boy said my dad is so fast he can turn the light off and still get in bed before the light goes out.

Second boy goes my dad is so fast he can turn the hose off run to the end still get a full glass of water.

Third boy says my dad is so fast, he has a government job he gets off of work at 5 and he's home by 3.