Past Winners

New way of writing answers in exams

If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this:

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and write below: “Scratch here for ANSWERS”.

This past Sunday Mary Ellen and Elisabeth went to the 10:30 AM service and the new pastor was long winded and his sermon was quite long.

After the service was finally over, Mary Ellen said to Elisabeth, "The sermon was beautiful don't you think?".

Elisabeth replied "Oh yes it was, but a bit too long. Next week I'm bringing my cushion to sit on, these benches are too hard."

She continued to say, "You know Mary Ellen at one point during the sermon I thought my butt went to sleep."

Mary Ellen said, "I know, I heard it snore three times."

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”

The mother replies, “I don’t like her."

Son: Dad, I want to get married.

Father: First, tell me you're sorry.

Son: For what?

Father: Say sorry.

Son: But for what ? What did I do?

Father: Just say sorry.

Son: But...what have i done wrong ?

Father: Say sorry!

Son: WHY?

Father: Say sorry!!

Son: Please, just tell me why?

Father: Say sorry!!!

Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!

Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!